what do you call a guy with a rubber toe
roberto
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did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
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JOSH N DRAKE ? OMFG THAT JUST MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
(Source: mraveryavenue, via hiphoplaboratory)
Just your daily reminder that it’s
- 34 days until Iron Man 3
- 118 days until The Wolverine
- 223 days until Thor 2: The Dark World
- 370 days until Captain America 2
- 398 days until The Amazing Spider-Man 2
- 475 days until X-Men Days of Future Past
- 489 days until Guardians of the Galaxy
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